The Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot File

------maxH------Remember when Texas — with it’s “Don’t mess with us” attitude — was the last bastion of freedom on the face of the earth?

Welcome back to reality. A Texas school has just done what any other liberal-socialist-progressive-statist government school would do when a student defecates on the gymnasium floor.

While the prank may sound sophomoric, don’t be too quick to judge. According to Dallas, TX, ABC affiliate WFAA, the offender was a grade-school student. In an effort to find the culprit, staff ordered boys into one room, girls into another, and demanded that they pull down their pants.

That’s right — a strip search. State Rep. Chip Baltimore would be proud.