Reaction to the Obergefell v. Hodges decision as told by Val Kilmer

Val Kilmer

By The .Gif Shop Staff

 

The Gif Shop LogoConservatives in Iowa who had been lamenting the loss of the Iowa Straw Poll as a means to sort out the enormous field of GOP presidential candidates had much of their work done of them today after the U.S. Supreme Court released its decision in the Obergefell v. Hodges gay “marriage” case. Nearly all of the candidates responded — all of them in very different ways — to the 5-4 opinion.

The .Gif Shop staff decided to break down the reactions, not just from politicians, but from all of the players in the case.

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Pro-marriage groups that have been fleecing their patrons for decades, pledging to stop what SCOTUS just did, be like …

 

Realizing gay “marriage” advocates are trying to pick a fight, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, Ted Cruz, and Rick Santorum be like …

 

Knowing how they react to the SCOTUS opinion will make or break their presidential aspirations, Rand Paul and Donald Trump be like …

 

The establishment Republican presidential candidates be like …

 

American Unity Fund, who says that a majority of Republicans want “marriage equality,” and that it won’t damage religious freedom in the U.S., be like …

 

The First and Amendment be like …

 

The Tenth Amendment be like …

 

Article V be like …