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Joni Ernst’s Ex-Im Bank interview as told by Doctor Who

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By The .Gif Shop Staff

 

The Gif Shop LogoTuesday morning, U.S. Sen. Joni Ernst did an interview with Iowa talk radio host Simon Conway in which she exposed her immovable support for the Export-Import Bank “because it will help small businesses.” Conway seemed baffled by the statement, and continued to grill her on the fact that one of the biggest arguments against the Ex-Im Bank is that more than 90 percent of its funding goes to large, global conglomerates.

Ernst didn’t seem to know that, but was undetered in her support for the Ex-Im Bank. The .Gif Shop staff wondered if she had stepped off from another planet, which inspired them to tell the story through the popular BBC program “Doctor Who,” which recently celebrated more than 50 years on broadcast television.

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Joni Ernst, thinking she had just said something very clever about the Ex-Im Bank, be like …


(William Hartnell, the First Doctor)

 

 

Conway, unsure he heard Ernst correctly, be like …


(Patrick Troughton, the Second Doctor)

 

But instead, doubling down on her support for the Ex-Im Bank, Ernst be like …


(Jon Pertwee, the Third Doctor)

 

Realizing the failed logic behind Ernst’s position, Conway probably be like …


(Tom Baker, the Fourth Doctor)

 

So, he tried to make sure she understood the disconnect, like …


(Peter Davison, the Fifth Doctor)

 

Ernst maintained her position, in spite of the facts, like …


(Colin Baker, the Sixth Doctor)

 

Conway, after it was all said and done, had to be like …


(Sylvester McCoy, the Seventh Doctor)

 

Conway’s listeners, most of whom voted for Ernst in the 2014 General Election, probably be like …


(Paul McGann, the Eighth Doctor)

 

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce, hearing later about the exchange, be like …


(Christopher Eccleston, the Ninth Doctor)

 

Tea Party conservatives be like …


(David Tennant, the Tenth Doctor)

 

The board of directors at the Ex-Im Bank be like …


(Matt Smith, the Eleventh Doctor)

 

Americans For Prosperity, among the Ex-Im Bank’s biggest opponents, be like (to all of Congress) …


(Peter Capaldi, the Twelfth Doctor)