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Krusty Konservative: See? I told ya so!

Krust Konservative Logo 2Editor’s Note: The opinions expressed in this article do not necessarily reflect the views of The Iowa Statesman.

 

By Krusty Konservative
Dictator of the Iowa Blogosphere

 

Some people say, “I hate to say it, but I told you so.” I don’t. I did tell you so.

So, I’m more inclined to scream it to your face, like this …

I TOLD YOU SO!!!

The Republican Party of Iowa’s State Central Committee just voted this morning to end its vain attempt of resuscitating the Iowa Straw Poll. That’s because – despite whatever anyone wants to say otherwise – only one candidate showed interest in legitimately participating, and ticket sales were abysmal.

Only a handful of candidates had the balls to tell you to your face they weren’t interested in participating in the Straw Poll, so bully on them. But as I said before, the problems the Straw Poll faced expose a much deeper problem the Iowa GOP must immediately address.

Some of you think I’m just hear to lob bombs, but I really am interested in conservatives winning. I’m just not going to sugar-coat it like some people, or sell my soul for 30 pieces of silver like the rest. I’m going to let the Straw Poll disappointment sink in for a little bit before we start talking about those problems in more detail.

Just remember who your real friends are.

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Herschel Krustofski is the pseudonym for the anonymous author of Krusty Konservative, the undisputed heavyweight champion of the Iowa blogosphere. If you have a suggestion for his contributions to The Iowa Statesman, write to him at krustykonservative@outlook.com.