The Iowa Straw Poll situation as told by Star Wars

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By The .Gif Shop Staff

 

Wednesday, the Des Moines Register suggested Friday’s conference call meeting of the Republican Party of Iowa’s State Central Committee meeting will likely result in the demise of the Iowa Straw Poll. Sources close to the situation say the reports of the Iowa GOP’s biggest fundraising event since its inception in 1979 are greatly exaggerated — for now.

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