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The Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot File

CremainsBy The Iowa Statesman

 

Remember when teenagers might stay out late at night on the weekends, engaged in harmless fun that only occasionally escalated to the level of soaping windows? We’re pretty sure Pepperidge Farm isn’t the only one that remembers.

------maxH------According to The Smoking Gun, a trio of Missouri teens recently decided to burglarize a home, stealing cash, jewelry, electronics, and prescription drugs. They also thought they got away with a stash of cocaine they found in a wooden box — but it wasn’t.

As they were attempting their getaway, they discovered the powder they had swiped was actually the cremated remains of the homeowner’s father. One of the boys tasted the remains and determined it was not a narcotic. So, they tossed the container out of their getaway vehicle.